He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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