Fine. I'll sleep in my office
...so i touched it.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
