Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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