We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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