I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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