She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
