Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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