i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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