look no pants
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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