Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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