whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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