I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
how drunk are you?
Several
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
