their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
FUCK WHALES
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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