U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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