Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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