I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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