There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I miss vodka workout Fridays
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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