I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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