id be glad to
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
