Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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