Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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