Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
