She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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