You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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