Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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