That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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