Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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