But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
id be glad to
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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