i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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