Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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