Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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