well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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