My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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