Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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