Are we in a gay sports bar?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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