do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
