Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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