well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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