Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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