don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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