No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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