she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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