I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
tell me about the fingering
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