if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
