OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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