He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
