Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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