What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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