Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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