i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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