so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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