Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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