your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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