uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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